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Funn OS is our custom-built Operating System designed to ensure your child’s safety and enjoyment. By blending cutting edge AI support for parents with real time safety protocols for our coaching staff, we provide a seamless, professional experience that lets kids focus on what matters most. The Funnnnn!

Another action-packed weekend of football for our FunnTeams! ⚽️🔥

🟢 Greens: 10-3 (L) – A tough result against a very strong opponent today. Despite the scoreline, the team showed great spirit and kept fighting until the final whistle. We take the lessons from this one and move forward!

🟡 Yellows: Game Abandoned – A frustrating afternoon as the match was called off mid-game due to the muddy conditions. Safety comes first, but the energy was high while it lasted! We’ll be back and ready for a full shift next week.

🔵 Blues: 8-0 (W) – What a performance! The Blues were in clinical form today, dominating play and finding the back of the net consistently. A fantastic team effort and a very well-deserved clean sheet!

Proud of all the squads! 💪

Only 2 weeks to go! ⏳✨

Secure your spot
for the February Multi-Activity FunnCamp.
📅 Feb 16th – Feb 20th
📍 Hackney (3 Locations)
💳 Tax-Free Childcare & Vouchers accepted!

Tap the link in bio or scan to book now! 📲

Another Saturday in the books! ⚽️✨

We had a blast today with hoops, frogs, and plenty of goals. With only 2 weeks left until half term, the countdown is on!

Fun fact: We run 15 different classes every single Saturday. Don’t miss out on the action!

👇 Book your spot now!

www.thefunnclubb.co.uk

Another Saturday in the books! ⚽️✨

We had a blast today with hoops, frogs, and plenty of goals. With only 2 weeks left until half term, we’re nearly out of the mud 😂

Fun fact: We run 15 different classes every single Saturday. Don’t miss out on the action!

👇 Book your spot now! www.thefunnclubb.co.uk

Weekend Funnfootball is officially on! 😊

The glamour of the grassroots! 💩⚽️

One minute you’re dodging mud pits in the park , the next you’re planning the ultimate February FunnCamp! 🚀

Luckily, our camp has plenty of indoor space and activities to keep the kids (and their clothes) much cleaner than this! 🧼✨

Feb 16th – 20th | Hackney | Ages 4–10
📲 Link in bio to book!

Footwork, agility, and big finishes! ⚡️⚽️ Last week was all about dribbling games, hurdles, and hitting the back of the net.

The energy was 10/10! What’s the one game your child can’t stop talking about at home? 🗣️✨

Our new Parents Hub is officially live! ⚽️✨

We’ve made it easier than ever to get the info you need so you can focus on the Funnnnn. You can now use Funn OS to get instant answers on session times, what to wear, our SEN provision, or late pickup policies.

You can also manage your bookings and find all our club resources in one place.

📍 Find it now: Scroll down to the footer of our website to get started.

👉 https://www.thefunnclubb.co.uk/

The countdown is ON! ⏳ Only 2 weeks until FunnCamp kicks off! ⚽️✨

Looking for the ultimate Feb half-term plan? We’ve got plenty of funn in store for kids aged 4–10 right here in Hackney. Don’t leave it until the last minutes spots are filling up fast!

🔗 Book your place today! LINK IN BIO

Building that footwork! ⚡️ After mastering the speed ladders, we raised the bar (literally) with hurdles this weekend.

Even with a few funny falls, the energy was 10/10. Love seeing these kids embrace a new challenge! 🙌⚽️

No @eleleague game yesterday due to the mud, but the show must go on! 🚫🏃‍♂️ We swapped the swamp for the Astro turf for a 3-way battle: Yellows vs. Greens vs. Blues. 🟡🟢🔵

The best part? 100% fun, 0% mud! 🧼⚽️

Last week’s FunnFootball roundup! 🏟️ Pure funn, great goals, and even better vibes from the kids. Can’t wait to do it all again! ⚽️💨

The FunnClubb family is getting bigger! 🤝⚽️

Our football provision is growing, and there’s a spot waiting for your child. Experience our unique coaching philosophy, professional drills, and high-energy environment.

Book today and join the movement!
👇

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Ready for the ultimate February half-term? 🏆

• Activities: Football, Archery, Bouncy Castles, Nerf, and more!

• Locations: Bridge Academy, Clapton Girls Academy, and Jubilee Primary

• Convenience: Late pick-up available until 5:30 PM

• Value: Just £30 a day (Tax-Free Childcare & Vouchers accepted)

📅 Monday 16th – Friday 20th February 2026

Don’t miss out, scan the QR code or book now! 👇
thefunnclubb.co.uk

We send feedback forms after every camp because we never stop growing. Seeing comments like this makes it all worth it! 📈

“A great place for kids to make friends and be safe.” 🛡️🤝

Knowing our campers feel safe and connected is our biggest win. Thanks to our community for helping us improve!

#FunnClubb #ParentFeedback #CommunityFirst #SafeSport

Trial slots are OPEN! 👟🏆
We’re building two new U7 teams for next season! If your 5 or 6-year-old is ready for the next level, join us for a month of free classes to see if they’re ready for the squad.

Sessions start after Feb Half Term.

📍 Hackney
📧 Email us to confirm your spot!

Can't wait for more fun football this weekend!⚽

#WeekendVibes #FunnClubb #KidsFootballinHackney #HappyHealthyKids #SaturdayMorning

The Tailballs are out! These are perfect for improving reaction times and the little one’s coordination skills, while having a total blast.

At FunnClubb, we use the best equipment to ensure your child is always engaged. No boring drills here! 🙅‍♂️✨

Knocking down cones! No problem for the babyballers!
#Tailballs #ActiveKids #FunnTraining #SoccerCoaching #HackneyParents

Still not over the energy from Christmas camp. ⚡️ Swipe for a core memory dump.

If you missed this one, make sure you’re on the list for February. Don’t say we didn’t warn you! 😉

#FunnClubb #FunnCamp #PhotoDump #YouthFootball #kidsactivitiesinhackney

Fast feet, sharp minds! ⚡️🏃‍♂️

We’re leveling up the intensity with the speed ladders. This isn’t just about being the fastest; it’s about coordination, balance, and rhythm.

Little feet, big steps 😅

#SpeedDrills #AgilityTraining #FunnFootball #FastFeet #SoccerSkills

Early miles and big smiles (well, for the ones who were awake!). ☀️ Our weekend park run was a total blast. Should we make this a FunnClubb tradition? Let us know

FEBRUARY HALF-TERM SORTED! 🚀⚽️

Keep the kids active this Feb 16th–20th with high-energy fun, new friends, and non-stop action!

What’s on the menu?
🏹 Nerf & Archery
🏰 Bouncy Castles
⚽️ Football & Dodgeball
🎨 Arts & Crafts

The Essentials:
📍 Venues: E2, E5 & N16
💰 Price: £30 per day (Late pick-up til 5:30 PM)
⭐ Ofsted Registered: We accept Tax-Free Childcare & Vouchers!

Don’t wait, spots are flying! 💨

👉 BOOK NOW: https://the-funnclubb-oos.classforkids.io/

#TheFunnClubb #HackneyParents #HalfTermFun #ActiveKids

New year, new gear! 🎒✨

We’ve spent £100s this month on premium new equipment, speed ladders, footballs, number spots, and more, to make our FunnFootball sessions the best in Hackney!

The kids are already putting it all to the test and the energy is 10/10. ⚡️

Come and see what’s new! Book a trial via the link in our bio. ⚽️

The New Year energy at The FunnClubb is UNREAL! ⚡️
We’ve had so many parents jump on our New Year offer, and the parks have been buzzing! From our littlest BabyBallers finding their feet to our BigBallers sharpening their skills, 2026 is off to a flying start. ⚽️✨

The kids have been having a blast with:
🦊 Kicking Tailballs
🐸 Jumping with our Frogs
⭕️ Mastering the Rings
⭐ Earning those well-deserved Stickers!

Missed out on the offer? Don’t worry! You can still book a trial session at any of our venues:

📍 Downhills Park
📍 London Fields
📍 Clissold Park
📍 Hackney (Suffolk Estate / Morpeth School)

👉 Link in bio to view the full schedule and book a spot!
#TheFunnClubb #BabyBallers #HackneyParents #LondonKids #YouthFootball ActiveKids NewYearGoals

It’s not just football... it’s Frog-ball! 🐸⚽️

Our BabyBallers sessions (18m–4yrs) use creative play to build essential motor skills. Every weekend, we’re working on agility and color recognition with our favorite toy frogs. 🌈

Who knew training could be this ribbit-ing? 🐸💚 Tag a parent with a high-energy toddler!

#BabyBallers #PlayfulLearning #EarlyYears #
FunnClubbFrogs #ToddlerActivities

Man of the Match 🟢🏆

This U8 put on a clinic today, scoring so many goals he actually lost count, we think it was 6 or 7!😂😂 His personal highlight was a cheeky nutmeg on the keeper, showing exactly why he’s a nightmare for defenders. When asked if he could top this performance next week, he didn’t blink: “Yeah!”

The confidence is high and the goals are flowing. What a performance! 👏🔥

Well done mate 😂

Another brilliant weekend of football at our FunnTeams⚽️🔥

🟢 Greens: 10-3 (W) – A massive performance from the Greens today! The clinical finishing was on full display as the squad dominated from start to finish. A well-deserved result

🟡 Yellows: 6-0 (L) – A tough afternoon for the Yellows, suffering only their second defeat of the season. It wasn’t our day, but we take the lessons and go again. We’re still proud of the incredible run so far!

🔵 Blues: No Game – A quiet weekend for the Blues with no fixture scheduled. The squad has been working hard in training and will be raring to go for next weekend’s match!
Great effort from everyone involved!

Proud of all the squads! 💪

Sunday FunnFootball done! 😅 More than just a club, we’re a community. 🤝⚽️

At FunnClubb, we use football to build confidence, teamwork, and big smiles. Whether it’s your first time touching a ball or you’re playing for our FunnTeams, our mission remains the same: High standards, maximum FUNN.

Ready to join the family? Click the link in our bio to book your trial! 🔗✨
#FunnClubb #HackneyFootball #GrassrootsFootball #LondonKids TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork

200+ children every weekend. 100+ today. Countless goals and smiles! 🌟

Our Funnfootball programme is in full swing! We provide a fun, safe environment where kids of all ages can thrive, featuring sensory toys for the toddlers and high-tempo drills for the older players.

Looking for a way to get your kids active?

Join the Funnclubb family today:

🔗 thefunnclubb.co.uk/funnfootball

Improving every day for our FunnClubb family. 🔴⚪️⚫️

At FunnFootball, we never stop moving. We’ve been working hard on new ways to recognise our players’ hard work and improve the quality of every session we run.

We can’t wait to share what we’ve been cooking up! Stay tuned for an exciting update coming your way shortly.

Hint: The final whistle of the term is just the beginning! 😉 🏆

4,482 HOURS OF FUN! 🤯🔥

Can you believe it? Since we started back in 2020, FunnClubb has officially run 46 CAMPS across 12 different locations!

We’ve done the math, and that’s:
🗓 104 Weeks of action-packed activities
☀️ 498 Days of making memories
⏰ 4,482 Hours of pure energy (9am - 5:30 daily!)

From our very first sessions in 2020 to our upcoming 2026 season, our mission hasn’t changed: providing the best holiday experience for your kids.

Don’t miss the next one! Our February FunnCamp (Feb 16th–20th) is filling up fast.

📍 The Bridge Academy | Clapton Girls Academy | Jubilee Primary

🚀 Ages 4–10 | 🕘 9am – 3:30AM (late pick up available)

Book your spot today and be part of the next 4,000 hours!

LINK IN BIO!

Weekend plans: Sorted. ✅

If you’re looking for a fun way to get the kids active (and tired out!), Funnfootball is the place to be. We focus on fun games, amazing coaches, and building confidence on the pitch.

Ready to get stuck in? Grab a month-long trial today and see why the kids don’t want to leave!

Psst... 🤐 We have a secret discount code available TODAY ONLY. Drop us a DM to snag it before it’s gone!

At FunnClubb, we do more than just football. We build a community. 🐝

January’s mission: The Park Run Takeover. A private morning run for our players to build fitness and that “pack” mentality off the pitch.

This event is strictly for FunnTeams players and families only.
We don’t just develop players; we build teams. Let’s go! 🌪️

#FunnClubb #FunnTeams #MoreThanFootball #TeamCulture #LondonYouthSport

⚽️ What a weekend of football! 🥳

🔵 Blues: Back on the training pitch this weekend! A productive session focusing on development, goal scoring and finishing to sharpen those skills for the next match day.

🟢 Greens: A high-intensity training session for the squad! The team showed great focus as they continue to put in the hard work behind the scenes. Working on passing and communication.

🟡 Yellows: 4-1 (W) — Well done on the win to our U8 Yellows! An amazing performance from the team to keep up a fantastic unbeaten run!

Great work ethic from everyone involved!

Proud of all the squads! 💪

The new thefunnclubb.co.uk is officially here! 🚀

We’ve been working hard behind the scenes to make our website as fun and energetic as our sessions. It’s now easier than ever to book classes, check schedules, and stay up to date with the FunnClubb family. ✅

🔗 Tap the link in our bio to explore the new look!

Spot any big changes? Let us know your thoughts in the comments! 💬

#FunnClubb #LiveNow #WebsiteReveal #LondonParents #YouthFootball

DON’T MISS OUT: February FunnCamp Bookings are OPEN! 📢

Looking for the best half-term childcare in Hackney?

🗓️ When: 16th - 20th February 2026
💰 Price: £30/day (Vouchers accepted!)
📍 Locations: Bridge Academy, Clapton Girls Academy, & Jubilee Primary
⏰ Late Pick-up: Until 5:30 PM

Nerf guns, bouncy castles, sports, and crafts, it’s all happening!

🔗 Link in bio to book today!

Something big is landing at FunnClubb. 🚀🟣

For months, we’ve been working behind the scenes to engineer a new standard for kids clubs. We are moving beyond just coaching; we are launching Funn OS, a custom-built infrastructure designed to make every session safer, sharper, and more transparent.

01.02.26 | The Funn OS Beta Launch 🧠⚡️🟣

For Our Parents: Total Clarity 🟣
Forget searching through emails. Our FREE Parent Hub puts everything in one place:

• Your Dedicated Parent Agent: A custom AI assistant pre-loaded with all our club info. Ask it anything, from venue locations to “what to bring”, and get an instant answer.
• Track Progress: Follow your child’s development milestones in real-time.
• Live Schedules: Instant access to Football schedules, upcoming Holiday Camp dates, and session availability.
• FAQs & Support: No more waiting; get the details you need, exactly when you need them.

For Our Coaches: The Elite Edge 🟣
We are leveraging AI, not to replace the human element, but to protect it.
• The Coach Mentor Agent: A 24/7 digital playbook and mentor. Coaches can ask for session drills, strategic support, or instant advice for any on-pitch scenario.
• Safety First: Automated “Pulse” checks to ensure coach energy and child safety are never compromised.
• The Blueprint: Proven revenue-generating systems and professional standards integrated into every session.

Why AI? 🟣
Many think AI is just for “robots.” At FunnClubb, we use it to handle the admin and planning so our coaches can focus 100% on what matters: your child’s funn and growth. By giving every parent and coach their own dedicated AI agent, we ensure no question goes unanswered and no child is left behind.

The future of the network starts here. 📉

#FunnClubb #FunnOS #YouthSports #Innovation #BetaLaunch

WOW! THE RESPONSE HAS BEEN INCREDIBLE! ⚽️🔥

We have been absolutely flooded with emails for our 4 FREE CLASSES offer! It seems like everyone is ready to get their little ones moving for 2026.

Because the demand has been so high and we don’t want anyone to miss out on the Funn, we are doing something special...

⏰ FLASH EXTENSION: We are extending the offer for an EXTRA 6 HOURS!

You now have until 6:00 PM TODAY to claim one of the final remaining spots for a full month of free football.

HOW TO CLAIM:
1. DM US RIGHT NOW with the word “BALLERS”.
2. We’ll send you the details to secure your spot.
Don’t wait, once 6pm hits, this offer is officially closed! 🏃‍♂️💨
Terms and conditions apply.

#TheFunnClubb #BabyBallers #FlashSale YouthFootball HackneyKids NorthLondonParents

📢 Notice: The FunnClubb Website is Temporarily Offline
We are currently in the final stages of transitioning our website to a new, fully owner-operated platform.

Over the last few weeks, we have been working behind the scenes to streamline our digital infrastructure. While the look and feel of the site will remain familiar if not the same, this move ensures that The FunnClubb has autonomy and direct control over our online presence moving forward.

As an independent business, maintaining full ownership of our digital assets is a priority, and this transition is a step in securing our future growth.

Thank you for your patience while we finalise the move. We expect to be back online at thefunnclubb.co.uk shortly.

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⚡️ FIRST 5 GET 1 MONTH FREE! ⚡️

By popular demand, we’ve added more spaces for our BabyBallers (18 months – 3 years old). If your little one is ready to start their football journey, now is the time!

THE CHALLENGE:
The first 5 parents to email hello@thefunnclubb.co.uk right now get 1 MONTH OF FOOTBALL COMPLETELY FREE (4 sessions)!

Missed the top 5?
No sweat. You can still book a FREE TRIAL at any of our locations:

📍 London Fields (Sat)
📍 Downhills Park (Sat)
📍 Clissold Park (Sun)
📍 Hackney Weekdays

How to book:
📧 Email: hello@thefunnclubb.co.uk
🔗 Or book a trial directly: LINK IN BIO

Be fast, those 5 free spots will go in minutes! 💨

#TheFunnClubb #BabyBallers #HackneyParents #LondonFootball #FreeFootball

🧊 Coach Reuben is rethinking his career choices right about now 😂😂

Tag a teammate who would have stayed in bed today! 👇

#FunnClubb #ColdWeatherFootball #WhyAreWeHere #FrostyPitch #CoachLife

Happy New Year! See you in the park tomorrow! ⚽️✨

We hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season. It’s time to kick off 2026 the right way, we are back in action for our Saturday sessions tomorrow!

We still have a few spaces available across our BabyBallers, YoungBallers, and BigBallers groups. We would love to fill these spots with more kids!

Give your friends a gift! 🤝

If you have friends or family looking for a fun, active way to start the year, tell them to join us! If they email hello@thefunnclubb.co.uk and mention you, we will give them 2 FREE trials to get started.

Check the schedules in this post for:
📍 Downhills Park (Saturday)
📍 London Fields (Saturday)
📍 Clissold Park (Sunday)
📍 Hackney Weekdays

See you all tomorrow morning!

Another day at Christmas camp🎄❤️, dancing, games and festive fun

Merry Christmas from the Head Elf! 🎄✨ Hope your day is filled with as much energy as a @thefunnclubb session. Enjoy every minute! 🎁🙌😂

Merry Christmas from our club to yours! 🎅❤️ Enjoy the magic of the season

#thefunnclubb

We hope you’re having a fantastic break! Just a reminder that Funncamp is back in action next Monday, the 29th. We can’t wait to see everyone back and ready to move!

Until then, have a very Merry Christmas and enjoy the festivities! 🎄✨

Christmas cards, races, and sing-alongs 🎶🎄 So much festive fun at our Christmas Funn Camp. Merry Christmas🎄❤️

🎄✨ Christmas fun at Funnclubb!
Today we got creative with pop-up cards, raced through our obstacle course, and explored arts & crafts magic 🎨🎁

What a final Sunday of football before the Christmas break! 🎄⚽️

🔵 Blues: 0-1 (L) – A tough battle with lots of chances for both teams, but it wasn’t to be. 🧤

🟡 Yellows: 10-3 (W) – The unbeaten run continues! Another dominant performance to close out the year. 📈🔥

🟢 Greens – No game this weekend as they’re off celebrating Christmas already! 🎅🍿

Proud of all the boys for their hard work this term. We’ll be back in no time! 🙌✨

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Our coaches are the heart of FunnClubb. They are experienced, qualified, and passionate about making every child’s experience a positive one. Here are some of the friendly faces you’ll see at our camps!